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Hvem kan si denne setningen?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The [...]

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2010 04 21 vitsen Comments (0)

Starting sallary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The programmer said, “In the neighborhood of $180,000 a year, depending on the benefit’s package.” The HR Person said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid [...]

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2010 04 14 vitsen Comments (0)

The wishing well

Policeman : I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Smith, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned. Mr Smith : It works! Rating 4.10 out of 5

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2010 04 14 vitsen Comments (0)
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